birds and the bees

 A father told his son, Little Johnny, now aged 10, that it was
time he talked to him about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh Dad," Johnny sobbed, "At age 6 I got the 'There's no Santa'
speech.  At age 7 I got the 'There's no Easter bunny' speech.
Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy'
speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't
really screw, I've got nothing left to live for!"