Morris an elderly Jewish man reads about an inexpensive cruise to Florida, only $50.
He signs up. Immediately upon boarding the small shabby ship,
Morris is thrown into the galley, chained to his seat, and forced to start rowing, along with a hundred other men.
A vicious looking man walks up and down the aisle,
cracking a whip across the back of anyone not rowing fast enough.
Morris the old man is at the point of collapse when the ship, after two weeks at sea, finally pulls in to Miami Beach.
He turns to the man next to him and says, "I've never been on one of these cruises before.
How much do we tip the whipper ?"
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