The Sheriff in a small town walks ...

 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, 
and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like
this?"

The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor
home with her... so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my
shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off
my pants... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to 
pull off my shorts... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at
me kind of sexy and says, "Now goto town cowboy..."