Saturday, February 14, 2009

A man charges into a bank wearing a mask and wielding a handgun

A man charges into a bank wearing a mask and wielding a handgun.   He shouts, "This is a raid - everyone get on the floor!" and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.


As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his mask. The robber immediately shoots the customer and shouts, "Did anybody else here see my face?"


The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him  also.


"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around.


There is a silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner.


"My wife saw you."  

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