Saturday, February 14, 2009

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. ....

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.  Neither one of them has 
ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still 
haven't bagged any.

One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't understand it.
Why aren't we getting any ducks?"

Her friend says "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing
the
dog high enough."
Why don't blondes double recipes?   
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees! 

What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? 
All you have to do is scratch the box to win. 

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