A woman walks into the doctor's office....

A woman walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I hurt all
over." 
The doctor says, "That's impossible!"
She explains, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my 
leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch
my chest, ouch, it hurts."
The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're a natural blonde, 
aren't you?"
The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."